Words For That WFT

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Statistics:

Total score: 6016

Scenario score: 1199

Word score: 4109

Score percentile: 100%

Scenarios:

454

Locking yourself out of a car because you tried to pull the door handle at exactly the same time your friend unlocks the car.

197

Making a reference during a conversation that accidentally reveals you know a little too much about the topic at hand - like making a too-specific comment about porn, or quoting Taylor Swift...

181

When you say goodbye to someone and then awkwardly walk in the same direction.

45

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.

32

The point at which you become weary and tired of a song you used to really like because you've listened to it or heard it too much.

28

The critical equilibrium point at which a bag of popcorn needs to be pulled out of the microwave between getting those last few kernels to pop, and burning the whole batch.

26

Mismatching the buttons with the holes on a shirt and not realizing until you're almost done.

24

The brief waft of a person's scent you get as they walk past you.

23

The act of cautiously feeling out a new social group to see if they'll be cool with who you really are, or if you need to put on a bit of a facade around them.

23

The seat that you leave between you and other people in the movie theater. This can also apply to any other seating arrangement with strangers who you don't want to be too close to.

22

The instant of panic and indecision when you're speeding towards an intersection and the light turns yellow.

15

The sauce that is squeezed out of the back of sandwich or burger as you eat.

15

Whenever a game of 'rock-paper-scissors' gets hung up because the two people playing aren't sure whether to show their hands on 'scissors' or 'shoot'.

13

The phenomenon of glancing at an analog clock and seeing the second hand seem to take one really long tick, and then resume normal ticking. This can happen with other blinking or switching things as well.

13

A phone call made specifically to help somone else find their missing cell phone.

11

When you say a word outloud enough times to where your brain stops recognizing the sound as a word.

11

The person in any working group who does none of the work, but expects to share in the outcome with everyone else.

10

A soon-to-be married person is a "fiance", so a soon-to-be divorced person is.....?

10

The act of sharing your username and password with someone for an online service (like netflix or hulu or whatever) just so you all can split the costs of signing up.

10

Playing a newly discovered song repeatedly and not tiring of it.

9

The gap in perception between one's true age, and they age at which they tend to think of themselves. In other words, the difference between your true age and the age you feel.

8

A pun or some other clever word play that only works when it's written out rather than spoken.

7

Someone who really (maybe a little too much) likes to pop other people's zits...

7

When you're writing or typing something and a simple word looks wrong to you even though you know it's correct.

5

When, after a night of heavy drinking, you can only recall certain snippets of the night.
Words:

1156

Stalkwardness -

When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on facebook and knowing details of their life.

978

brownbacks -

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.

607

Ringxiety -

When you get a fake sensation on your leg that your phone is vibrating when it's not.

329

itch ripple -

When you scratch an itch, but more and more itches seem to start popping up all over.

279

the brown bonus -

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.

148

the octane gamble -

Passing up on a gas station in hopes the next will have cheaper gas, only to see it is more expensive.

130

a buttonfuck -

Mismatching the buttons with the holes on a shirt and not realizing until you're almost done.

109

The Kernel Point -

The critical equilibrium point at which a bag of popcorn needs to be pulled out of the microwave between getting those last few kernels to pop, and burning the whole batch.

85

urinal wookie -

When you see a lot of pubes on the urinal

77

burgerrhea -

The sauce that is squeezed out of the back of sandwich or burger as you eat.

27

Gambler's fallacy -

When doing something that has a low chance of results (i.e. the lottery) so many times that you feel that your chances of succeeding are higher because you have done it for so long when in reality your odds did not improve in the slightest.

25

Joke choke -

The moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.

23

Drowing -

Posting a scenario just so you can post a word for it.

22

pedantroll -

The kind of person who loves to add a snarky response at the end of someone else's comment to explain why they're technically wrong or incorrect.

19

The Contemplations -

The time spent staring at the first problem on an exam before you figure out how to start

14

orthostatic hypotension -

When you stand up to quickly after sitting down for ages, and your mind just couldn't handle it and you get a massive headache, your vision goes weird and you have to hold onto something stable to keep yourself standing.

13

Carrier -

That one person in a group who gets so frustrated with everyone else that they do all of the work themselves just because they don't trust anybody else.

11

flappy nerd -

That 1 hipster that still plays flappy bird

9

Hair-of-the-dog -

Waking up with such a bad hangover, the only way to get rid of it is to start drinking again...

9

Murphy's cousin's law -

When you call someone over to take a look at something that doesn't work, but it works straight away while they are stood there, making you look like a twat.

9

brevinco -

A word for small pleasures like getting a row of green traffic lights

8

Hover hips -

When you squat to a toilet, instead of sitting because sitting on a toilet makes you think that's unsanitary

7

Twitterized -

Misspelling or shortening a word to get it to fit on a page.

7

duckie -

When you take a selfie either kissing or making the kissing face

5

Falcon fantasy -

When you are talking politely to someone, and get the sensation that you want to kick them

3

Daisnaid -

When your mom tells you to stop singing and you find HER singing a day later.