Search results for “watch”

NinjaInMyPants, 1-27-2014:

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Eyewash

By: PyroManiac

"Dude what are you staring at? Are you having a eyewash or something?"

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eyefart distraction

By: ali danjou

brain fart + eye+ distraction

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TerabyteWords, 11-4-2013:

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Schrödinger's Devil

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."

References and reasons.

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George Takei, 10-20-2013:

37

Deja View

By: lateralvincent

"I don't watch Futurama but I've seen this one episode like six times, total Deja View man."

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TakoyakiTea, 11-7-2013:

119

Counter-stalking

By: Chuckwiles

This person was following me, so I looked at the reflection in my phone and counter-stalked him

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Budapest Tail Check

By: i_love_lamp

I imagine some spy doing something secret in Budapest, and checking to make sure he has no one following him by doing something like this. "When i did the Budapest tail check, the footsteps behind me stopped. I booked it out of there!"

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counter-surveillance

By: Ccino

An act of surveilling the area due to a suspicion of being spied or stalked upon.

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Mental Playlist Amnesia

By: SqueekyBeanz

When you build up a playlist in your mind, then you forget completely what you were going to watch.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Empasweatic

By: bustajonesgavin

"Watching those mountain climbers without safety harnesses is making me so empasweatic right now!"

It's a combination of "empathetic" and "sweat". :)

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Monkey palms

By: i_love_lamp

"The video of that crazy Russian kid climbing on the crane gave me monkey palms"

monkeys swing from trees and probably evolved some kind of reflex like this so they grip the vines or branches better

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high-place phenomenon

By: anonymn2

Not trying to be a dick, but this term created by Jennifer Hames of Florida State University explains a lot about our sensory responses to high places.

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lodatta, 10-29-2013:

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Procrasturbation

By: lodatta

"I was meant to be revising, but I spent the day procasturbating instead."

Much more fun than anything else you should be doing

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Bobberbox, 11-3-2013:

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Phantom TV

By: Hexie

Basically like phantom pains and phantom notifications (where it feels like your phone is vibrating but you don't have it at hand).

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post lame game depression -

By Gish, 5 months ago

When a World Cup game ends in a 0-0 draw.




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Fairy Stalkmother -

By jimmy_g, almost 3 years ago

When you only know someone from creeping them on social media.






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Lesboner -

By FleaBrain, almost 2 years ago

[For Guys] When you have a crush on a lesbian.




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SST (Stoner Standard Time) -

By JoePaynis, almost 3 years ago

The sense of knowing what time it is but being completely wrong





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