Flat Tire
By: arwolf1If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.
Heal steal
By: karmallamaI got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning
Shoeflop
By: hjklhjklhlk"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"
It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...
too far two step
By: Nickp788I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
Schrödinger's Devil
By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."
References and reasons.
Benchwarm -
By Debonair, 8 months agoThat warm spot on a couch you feel after sitting where someone else was sitting...
Loanword -
By Jellyfish? Jellyfish!, almost 3 years agoAdvanced Autocorrecter -
By SqueekyBeanz, 7 months agoEarly Turd -
By Krowphay, almost 3 years agocibus/food pressure -
By geekydotblue, about 1 month agoEpi-penocchio -
By Second sub!, almost 3 years agoSomeone that claims to have an allergy because they believe it makes them seem more interesting.
Convincifuse -
By Suloch, 6 months agowhen you are purposely speaking in terms that would confuse somebody into agreeing with you
movie in the brain -
By kaza12345678, 5 months agoThe pain a guy feels when he sees another guy get kicked in the nuts.
The Fart Patch -
By AFC92, almost 3 years agoThat warm spot on a couch you feel after sitting where someone else was sitting...
Misswave -
By bravo90, almost 3 years agoskypephobia -
By sniperman775, almost 3 years agoThe uncomfortable feeling of being watched by someone through your laptop camera
Dankombobulate -
By imakethingsup, over 2 years agoWhen Danka makes a reference to something and you have no idea what she's talking about.
textfail -
By evelasquez710, 3 months agoWhen you open up to the exact page you were looking for in a book without the use of bookmarks.
scentroduction -
By thegreatpuntificator, almost 3 years agoThe brief waft of a person's scent you get as they walk past you.
AwkWalk -
By Vartex81, almost 3 years agoWhen you say goodbye to someone and then awkwardly walk in the same direction.
Gawkward -
By craftiful, over 1 year agoThat awkward feeling after making eye contact with a stranger
e-blurting -
By cocobabe89, over 2 years ago1 scenarios, 2 words, and a total score of 29