Search results for “situation”

YINNY, 11-1-2013:

When you completely and utterly stealth, ninja, or ghost your way through any situation. Such as avoiding your boss, by turning a corner and waiting for him to pass. Or by stealing that last slice of cake while your significant other is in the kitchen with you at the same time.

Keywords: epic

Sam Fisher'd

By: YINNY

"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.

Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."

Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.

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loresjoberg, 1-30-2014:

When you make a joke and someone responds seriously, and you're not sure if they didn't get the joke or if you're the one who doesn't get the joke that they're pretending not to get the joke.

Keywords: joke social situations confusion

voidesville

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.

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bobloblaw, 11-4-2013:

The word to describe the one person in every social circle that always ends up in ridiculous situations and is constantly fucking up or having to get out of situations.

Keywords: situation

Karmic Punching Bag

By: Awkward Agent

"I'm so unlucky, I must be God's Karmic Punching Bag."

It is an emotionally powerful phrase to describe terrible luck and misfortune.

Life Clown

By: bobloblaw

Oh man, Sean is such a life clown- he locked himself out the house with no shoes on again.

I can't believe you life clowned that interview the other day.

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kreg37, 11-9-2013:

The precarious situation of being thirsty but also needing to pee

Keywords: thirsty pee drink piss

peecycling

By: llahtnarg

i need to stay hydrated, so i sometimes peecycle

peenopis

By: benrat05

hypnotising pee to go

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Ohjay, 1-28-2016:

You intend to do something in a situation you often do something else. But you end up doing the old thing instead of the new thing.

Keywords: slip situation brainfart

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Wraithstrike, 10-19-2013:

That situation where you vanish in the middle of a social gathering and it takes several minutes for people to notice you're gone.

Keywords: hiding social situations gone missing

the "Irish Nap"

By: Mattchenzo

"Oh, Bob, you were stuck in a closet for 45 minutes? Oops!

Bob:I guess I needed an Irish Nap...."

Like the Irish Goodbye, but only temporary

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Jentlelamb, 11-1-2013:

When you try to squeeze pass someone but your butts rub against each other.

Keywords: awkward butt social situations

Butt-bump

By: CrazyLlama

dude, I totally just butt-bumped with that hot chick!

Public Buttfuck

By: cthamster

I public buttfucked a fat dude... But that fine woman over there public buttfucked me, so I'm good.

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negatron, 9-12-2013:

The act of pretending to check your cell phone in order to avoid some social situation.

Keywords: check pretend cell phone cellphone avoid social situation

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Ghost Check

By: crystalraven

I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.

Cell-skip

By: Thijshidde

I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.

Cell-evading

By: Zensei

"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "

Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.

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leftshift, 11-4-2013:

The situation when you are on a random video spree (just watching random Videos, eg. on YouTube) and you see two interesting videos on the right in the suggestions, and you don't know what to watch, if you want to click on just one and forget the other(s) or open the other video(s) in new Tabs

Keywords: youtube decision

Viewlemma

By: Chewitt

I was really caught in a viewlemma between these two videos, in the end I picked the one about picking words for situations.

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atlasascended, 7-15-2016:

When a person acts like a task is more complicated than it actually is, in order to have more control over a situation.

Keywords: control complex complicated task acts

Effort Swindling

By: Aster

Bobby might be clever, but he's so lazy. He could've done it easly, but instead he played effort swindling! Or maybe he wasn't keen on the project we've chosen? Ducked if I know.

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