imaginesia
By: wordreaper"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers Block
By: xcore"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
Fart train
By: keerinI rode the fart train while running for the bus this morning, it was hilarious!
Fart & Dart
By: willzmarler"If you ever have problems with wind, go for a run, and do a quick Fart & Dart!"
Gambler's fallacy
By: boofarMy grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Levispes
By: WolfgangLatin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
Insanity
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
Sam Fisher'd
By: YINNY"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.
Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."
Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.
Deja View
By: lateralvincent"I don't watch Futurama but I've seen this one episode like six times, total Deja View man."
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing)
By: rubberduckzilla2"Dropped my car keys but kept Ghosthanding, I swear I Ghosthanded, like, seven times or something silly"
Ghost's go through things, 'nough said.
Lock-Block
By: burgioc8989"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
Pullocking
By: Hydrox24"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
Forever - endeavour
By: Von Cabulary"My parents forever-endeavours drive me crazy! Why can't we just leave when I'm ready!"
relatedium
By: Mark Iliff"Stories from before I was born, patronising suggestions, "haven't you grown" ... utterly relatedious"
Relative + tedious
peing time -
By aaduarte, 6 months agoGoing into a public bathroom, only to simply waste a bit of time because you're waiting for someone.
SST (Stoner Standard Time) -
By JoePaynis, almost 3 years agoThe sense of knowing what time it is but being completely wrong
vintanarographer -
By geekydotblue, about 1 month agoSomeone who thinks that using a sepia filter makes him/her a good photographer.
Unlucky Charmed -
By duncansdad, almost 3 years agoGetting ready to enjoy a bowl of cereal only to realize you have no milk.
Pulling a Seaver -
By Hermy, 8 months agoWhen something stops just before hitting you, but you still say "Ow!"
vocabulitis -
By incontinent doom, almost 3 years agoHoliDaze -
By procrastinator-inator-inator, over 2 years agoWhen Holiday break ends as fast as it began even though it was two weeks.
Deja View -
By lateralvincent, almost 3 years agoPlay-Ja Vu -
By tnt54321boom, over 2 years agoWhen you get bored of a game, quit, and then start it again because you want to play it.
cock-blot (vi.) -
By adgeg, almost 3 years agoHypervibrachondria -
By jizkidjnr, almost 3 years agoWhen you get a fake sensation on your leg that your phone is vibrating when it's not.
NEStalgia -
By wretchedsausage, over 2 years agochatsplat -
By decidedly, almost 3 years agoFood that flies out of your mouth while talking during a meal.
Boredom induced ontology -
By Thisisausername, over 2 years agoMower Mania -
By Inkless, 8 months agoWhen you forget to turn off your mower and it goes crazy around the yard.
lol got banned 2 times because niggers are stupid -
By niggersARENTus, 8 months agowhen u are eeting liquid nigger at u die becuz they are blak
bass drop -
By rouadec, almost 3 years agoDouble OCD -
By Ezekiel24r, almost 3 years agoAdvanced Autocorrecter -
By SqueekyBeanz, 7 months agofuzz nuggets -
By negatron, almost 3 years agoBack Track Act -
By tnt54321boom, over 2 years agojamais vu -
By rgt_2002, 6 months agoWhen you say a word alot of times and it starts to sound weird.
fun sponge -
By Forster1988, almost 3 years agoShirtlimbo -
By Alchemyst, almost 3 years agoTrying to put a shirt on but endlessly getting lost in all the possible holes
3CPOed -
By loresjoberg, over 2 years agoTaking a multiple choice test and getting the same answer multiple times in a row.
Word whirl -
By Bobcat95, 6 months agoWhen you say a word alot of times and it starts to sound weird.
Hindsmite -
By doodlebank, almost 3 years agoLyricallosing -
By tdiesman1, 6 months agoWhen someone sings with a song and they clearly don't know the lyrics.
Letterswap -
By Tremelona, almost 3 years agoWhen you think something like "fun time", but say "tun fine".
luckily neglected -
By Lolza, almost 3 years agoWegener's Condimental Drift Theory -
By sobrietypolice, almost 3 years agoDream Haze -
By rubberduckzilla2, almost 3 years agoStory-bombed -
By Homicidal_duck, almost 3 years agoWhen you think you're telling a hilarious story and nobody laughs.
Sorrywhat -
By Chewitt, almost 3 years agoBurgertory -
By Jakethesnak3_141, about 1 month agoThat moment when you eat too fast and you can't tell if you're full or hungry.
Fry-loading -
By duncansdad, almost 3 years agoWhen your friend doesn't order french fries but still tries to eat yours
Troll Sole -
By Mushanga123, 5 months agoputting your foot on the back of someone's shoe while they are walking so that it comes partway off.
Literary Dissociation -
By balents, almost 3 years agoWhen you stare at a word for so long that it looks like gibberish.
Et super caput eius -
By JetTheGuy, 5 months agotimebudd -
By vega, about 1 month agoalzheimfee -
By DMEDINA19, 3 months agoAny scenario relating to when you put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge
sauce audit -
By negatron, almost 3 years agoNeuron Rebound -
By dlandes, almost 3 years agoWhen you lose a train of thought but then catch back up to it.
gust of gravity -
By mellowfish, almost 3 years agoWhen you are walking by yourself in public and you randomly trip.
fridgeful thinking -
By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years agofootflop -
By kpopbrandy, almost 3 years agoThe moment you trip on nothing but simply the floor so it ends up looking like you took half a skip
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing) -
By rubberduckzilla2, almost 3 years agonutstalgia -
By Mark Iliff, almost 3 years agoThinking back to stupid things you did as a child and wondering how you didn't die.
"Phonezheimers" -
By bloodr382, almost 3 years agoWhen you check your phone to see what time it is, put it back in your pocket and forget the time.
Jamais-Vu -
By Calvin, almost 3 years agoWhen you say a word outloud enough times to where your brain stops recognizing the sound as a word.
Clean Regret -
By letitsnow1415, almost 3 years agoThat awful moment when you have to take a shit, after you've JUST taken a shower.
CrapNap -
By lookinin, almost 3 years agoWaking up from a nap more tired than you were going into it.
Gaming Butt Monkey -
By Aster, 14 days agoName for someone who has not killed anyone, especially in a video game where it is possible to.
Tempus Fugit -
By Aster, 14 days agoSomething that feels like 10 or less minutes but it's actually longer than that
Dreamer's Disease -
By HEYYO!, almost 3 years agomisestimeation -
By bigphil, almost 3 years agoThe sense of knowing what time it is but being completely wrong
Spoonerism -
By Oni Inu, almost 3 years agoWhen you think something like "fun time", but say "tun fine".
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC) -
By BigfootBeto, almost 3 years agoidiot glory -
By DefineMe!, almost 3 years agoThinking back to stupid things you did as a child and wondering how you didn't die.
to come up empty-handled -
By Coleman Falcon, about 2 years agore-crack -
By Persniffal, over 1 year agoPullocking -
By Hydrox24, almost 3 years agotoo far two step -
By Nickp788, almost 3 years agodust horizon -
By rexwarneford, almost 3 years agoThe little line of dust you can't ever quite sweep up with the broom and dust pan.
Timenesia -
By Stuart.collett, over 2 years agoWhen you look at the time and as soon as you look away you forget so you have to look again.
Ticknorance -
By Howe-Oh, over 1 year agoWhen you look at a clock but don't pay attention to the time
False awakening -
By AwesoMan3000, 9 months agoWhen you wake up from a dream and and wake up again and realize you've dreamed twice.
ahpee -
By farmercin, 9 months agoThat amazing feeling you get when you pee after holding it in for so long.
restfallen -
By thorax, almost 3 years agoThe feeling of huge disappointment when waking from an awesome dream.
Degame -
By Newton, almost 3 years agoThe act of liking RPGs but not having enough of an attention span or free time to complete them.
Digital Clockblockery -
By VictorsMod, almost 3 years ago