"I am done" Effect
By: YuriEvery computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.
HAL-lucinating
By: sentmodeI tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.
The "You again?" Effect
By: AwesoMan3000I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.
Hypokilldriac
By: MadmahoganyWhen you believe the person who is staring at you is imagining your skin draped on his windows
Ball-Bonding
By: ZyphonThat dude got sacked so hard in the football game that all the guys in the room Ball-Bonded.
Menpathy
By: chinamike"I had extreme menpathy for that dude. I wince even now thinking about what happened to his nuts." - Mansy Brohan"
Because I'm drunk.
The Male Shockwave Effect
By: dashofdiscoThe Male Shockwave Effect (MSE) can be felt when watching compilations of football hits.
Roomnesia
By: lateralvincent"Goddamn, I just walked into the kitchen and got some real bad roomnesia"
The Sim Effect
By: DarkSide"I walked into the garage, but then The Sim Effect hit me, and I left without doing anything."
back room delivery -
By dlandes, almost 3 years agoThe act of entering a restaurant for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.
The ele-funk in the room -
By compostmentis, almost 3 years agoVroom room -
By stanislav224819, almost 3 years agoThe moment of exhilaration after you have been stuck in traffic and it finally clears up.
Humor Silence -
By Hafell, almost 3 years agoBall-Bonding -
By Zyphon, almost 3 years agoIncredibad -
By Awkward Agent, almost 3 years agoThe act of loving a movie because of how bad and cheesy and stupid it is.
Arachlintphobia -
By FTWMan, over 2 years agoThe Contemplations -
By boofar, over 2 years agoThe time spent staring at the first problem on an exam before you figure out how to start
FFR (Fit from far) -
By chunky, 6 months agoA girl who looks good from far away but is not good looking close up.
Hilled -
By CallyG30, almost 3 years agoWhen your kid claims to have "cleaned" his room, but you can tell he just pushed piles together.
baby proofing -
By dragondrop, almost 3 years agoThe act of moving everything out of reach as soon as your baby becomes a toddler.
self–righteous -
By slutnun, 6 months ago