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Carcophany

*whhhhhumbumbumbumbumbumubumbumbumbum...*
Stop the carcophany, kiddo! Roll the windows back up; the AC is on! Besides, it's too loud!
*...bumbumbumbumbubumbumbumbuhhhfssp*
Thank you.

hubstep

Spinning my wheels down the highway when the sickest hubstep beat kicked in from the back

Lock-Block

"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."

Pre-pull

"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"

Pullocking

"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"

It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.

carffee

"I drove three miles away, my carffee was still hot"

Ricoffee Rodriquez

"I was driving to work normally but then I found out my coffee was Ricoffee Rodriquez."

Booger Buster

"I promise I was just scratching my nose!"
"Whatever dude, I totally booger busted you!"

Federal Bogey Inspection

Federal Bogey Inspection in the silver honda behind.

bansheegin

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

Icebooger

My wheel wells were full of iceboogers

Hobo Vision

"I was sitting in my car on the corner of Rich St and Poor Ave trying really hard to keep my hobo vision on because there were three of them today."

It's like tunnel vision. You are attempting to avoid something in your periphery, except in this case it's a homeless person.

Hobophobia

I was being hobophopic and avoiding eye contact with that homeless man

beggar off

wrestled the temptation to read his cardboard sign while guilty wishing the homeless guy would beggar off.

A drive-by sky-fry

Cat: "When I was driving cross country last week, I got a terrible sunburn from sitting in the passenger's seat all day."
Nathan: "Oh, you mean you got a drive-by sky-fry?"
Cat: "Nathan, that was dumb."
Nathan: "But admit it, you like it."

Car-bonized

Oh, men, I drove 1347 miles and I got car-bonized.

Premature Passulation

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

the OH SHIT handle

"dude, DUDE, watch out fo- OH SHIT! *grabs handle*"

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Jesus Christ Bar

You - You drive like a moron. You're gonna kill us.
Friend - Just grab the Jesus Christ bar.