Search results for “annoying”

Textration

"text" and "frustration"
It really is frustrating.

Textament

I just wrote a textament to Kelly and, as always, she only said "ok".

TypeSnipe

I totally got TypeSniped when I told Noah how hockey works, and he just responded with "K."

You feel like you got sniped and you type it, so yeah.

Sauceplasma

It was very disgusting when I squeezed the ketchup bottle and the sauceplasma went all over my hot dogs!

disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea

When I squeezed the mustard bottle too hard, it started spurting out disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea, so I decided to just throw out the stupid hot dog.

lackvoice

"Dang, I've forgot, just had a lackvoice.

Dysnomia

The actual term for the very severe case of being unable to put thought to words. Similar to the tip-of-the-tongue scenario, but as an actual illness.

Brain Fart

Also could be called Tongue-Tied.

Sorrywhat

Me and my boss sorrywhatted for ages today, turns out he only wanted the time.

Sneeze Tease

I've been getting sneeze teased all day.

pocket fumble

"I pocket fumbled last night at the bar, and im pretty sure that's where i lost my keys"

all you had to do was take the phone out, but you messed it up. You dropped the ball.

Phone Magnet

I went to get my phone, and it stuck to everything, so it was a Phone Magnet

fumblefuck

I tried to grab my phone and I fumblefucked everything

Leakquencies

"Could you turn it down? I can hear your leakquencies. "

Leak, Frequencies.

bud-pollution

Dude, can you stop with the bud-pollution!

Mufflody

Judging from the mufflody I'm getting from him, that guy really loves Supertramp.

Hangry

When you're so hungry you start to get angry

Glasshole

That Glasshole took a video of me during sex!

Glasshat

"That Glasshat won't stop recording, even when we're in the strip club. "

Great alternative to glasshole when in need of a derivative.