Ubercompetitiveness

As you see your rival painting, you are filled with Ubercompetitiveness

artisadvantaged

Gavin is so artisadvantaged that he couldn't draw a circle in art class and failed.

upper

(-er is optional, and only for non-formal environments)
An 'upper' is a person who is constantly trying to be better than everyone and anyone, regardless of context and subject. May or may not be intentional.

HoliDaze

I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

a Clark Kent

"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."

He's super badass, but no one ever knows...

invisiwin

I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin

Winvisible

"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "

Win+Invisible

Buffstration

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

Vidiwoe

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

buffspension

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

Snotlash

"That cold last weak was giving me total snotlash"

snot+backlash

gust of gravity

"I was just walking along and a gust of gravity knocked me down."

Better than blaming your own clumsiness.

Note: A coworker of mine uses this one all the time.

Faceplubliced

It was so nice being with with my friends, out for a walk, then I faceplubliced

Clumsy

Mr X is so clumsy,

genurbator

"this automated proces of contrapting longer lines of language into one urbanized word is being called: genurbator"

It has the IT of a good word I suppose?

stallmate

I got into a stallmate with the guy pooping next to me. I got so frustrated I just ended up leaving.

Shituation

I see we have arrived at a shituation

Mexican poop-off

I was just about to take a dump when Jerry went into the stall next to me, forcing us into a mexican poop-off!

Procrastinate

"I've been procrastinating my homework for geography class, it puts me to sleep!"