brownbacks

Submitted by: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

the brown bonus

Submitted by: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

poop for profit (pfp)

Submitted by: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

Flush Funds

Submitted by: DefineMe!

"Why clock out and drop trou when I can accrue flush funds on the sly."

Flush funds is the perfect combination of toilet humor and easy to recall alliteration.

shit-ching!

Submitted by: phantom

"i get more shit-ching at work than for working."

ch-ching ... shit-ching

doo doo dollars

Submitted by: Cairlin Mulg

"I feel pounds lighter after earning those doo doo dollars."

dollar - currency + doo doos - poo = doo doo dollars

Congress

Submitted by: fortyhourworkyear

"Took a poo break and made congress on my overtime pay!"

remember that government shutdown thing? felt like they were taking a shit on the rest of us. They got paid for it, too.

Paid Poopleave

Submitted by: tfwalton

I really like my new job. It comes with paid poopleave.