gust of gravity

Submitted by: mellowfish

"I was just walking along and a gust of gravity knocked me down."

Better than blaming your own clumsiness.

Note: A coworker of mine uses this one all the time.

Faceplubliced

Submitted by: tdiesman1

It was so nice being with with my friends, out for a walk, then I faceplubliced

Dogabetes

Submitted by: hellhoundhanna

dog diabetes (attributed to David Thomas)