Shooting blanks

Like a gun or a male

filmfart

lel

qhukehb

arabian for nigger

Buffstration

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

Vidiwoe

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

buffspension

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

Badvertisting

That soda commercial was badvertising!

Malevendition

Mah-leh-ven-dih-shun

"Man, that's a good product, but it suffers from malevendition."

"What?"

"Bad advertising."

From the Latin male, meaning bad, and venditionis, meaning selling.

boo-mercial

Like boo for that bad commercial

Over-flipped

" Shoot! I Over-flipped to the last page of this website/article!!"

Over-flipped

" Shoot! I Over-flipped to the last page of this website/article!!"

Babushka Syndrome or BS for shorter

Old lady (aka babushka) can't see the difference between single and double angle brackets.

Monochromaskitt

Broken down to "one color skitt(les)"

Monochrida

mono-one
chrome-color
irida- rainbow

collorpack

"WOW i have a whole collorpack"

when atleast 6 skittels are the same

Airbag

That fart totally airbagged on me.

Fart Feeler

Damn man I just had a fart feeler and it smells so bad.

Recover Lag

When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.

Load Escape

that was a lucky load escape.

bush did 9/11

It's true though.

Mini-Heart-Attack

Jeeeeezus

Phantom nomophobia syndrome

"Wait... OH NO! Oh, I just had Phantom Nomophobia Syndrome (PNS) because I thought I left my phone at my place."

Nomophobia (Fear of being without phone contact) + Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Thinking your phone is vibrating when it's not)

netlag

"He got netlagged over the weekend."

took the red pill

I would have called you back but I took the red pill around 8pm and next thing I know it was Tuesday.