Fart train

I rode the fart train while running for the bus this morning, it was hilarious!

Fart & Dart

"If you ever have problems with wind, go for a run, and do a quick Fart & Dart!"

Crop Dusting

you know

Anti-lucidity Loop

"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."

Inception totem

if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...

Bounced Check

"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."

Four-o-fouring

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Obliter-Idea Effect

"I had a awesome idea while in the shower, but I experienced the Obliter-Idea Effect afterwards."

Phantomiphany

The ever cursed phantom epiphany.

Antipun

A pun so bad that it's hillarious.

Punnishment

A pun on the word describing the reaction created by a stupid pun.

Caturday

Where you can spend a Saturday with a cat.
Ex: What day is it today? CATurday!

Vacation Withdrawal

I need another vacation :'(

TripSick

When you miss being on a trip

outmissing

I outmissed my vacations
(from "missing (something from/to be) outside")

The Breadend

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

Nob Knob

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

loafer

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

Shituation

I saw it on another scenario

PokePlanter

The name for a planter in the Pokemon universe.

Preeze

Pre sneeze

*preezes* *sneezes*

Snitch

I pressed my nose as i snitched

Preeze

Pre sneeze

*preezes* *sneezes*

Compurger

He compurgered his food to the picture and was extremely dissapointed. (Mix between compare and burger)

Sadness

When I compared my burger to the picture, all I felt was sadness.

conburg

a product made to look beuatiful but turns out to be ugly

"that was such a conburg it was so ugly"

beanspill

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'