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EmiljanQ3, 11-1-2013:

The panicking feeling you get when your cat walks over your keyboard while you are playing online games.

Keywords: cat games computer online panic keyboard

Catboarding/ed

By: DaLanimilbus

"Dammit that round didn't count. I was Catboarded by Mr. Fluffles."

Cat + Keyboard. It can't be confused with anything else in the context.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

Getting a tingly feeling in the hands/feet or having your hands/feet get sweaty after watching someone climb something or fall off something.

Keywords: hands fall watch fear

Empasweatic

By: bustajonesgavin

"Watching those mountain climbers without safety harnesses is making me so empasweatic right now!"

It's a combination of "empathetic" and "sweat". :)

Monkey palms

By: i_love_lamp

"The video of that crazy Russian kid climbing on the crane gave me monkey palms"

monkeys swing from trees and probably evolved some kind of reflex like this so they grip the vines or branches better

high-place phenomenon

By: anonymn2

Not trying to be a dick, but this term created by Jennifer Hames of Florida State University explains a lot about our sensory responses to high places.

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NAMERAX, 11-3-2013:

That moment when you think your gonna fart but you realize it wasn't a fart...

Keywords: poop fart

A wet one

By: NAMERAX

He farted but it sounded like a wet one.

The Most Dangerous Game

By: Rekwiiem

"Last night I thought I had to fart, but then it turned out to be The Most Dangerous Game!"

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volcarupt, 11-22-2013:

When you are listening to your friends argue and you just stand there looking at your watch.

Keywords: watch argue awkward friends stand

Timestance

By: that african guy

Trayvon and Shaniqua wouldn't shut up, so I did a timestance

Watle

By: Weegee

Wow! When My Friends Where Arguing, I Just Watled!

Social Ground

By: CougarPuma

Expression, used as "standing your social ground." Example: "Becky and Jeff were fighting over the Xbox game which had nothing to do with me, so I just stood my social ground."

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SimonS, 10-25-2013:

People who repeatedly jab the button to call an elevator or on pedestrian crossing in the mistaken belief that it will make it happen quicker

Keywords: elevator button

button glutton

By: jaybee

I was waiting for the light to turn when some jerk going the opposite way was a total button-glutton.

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wordreaper, 11-7-2013:

When you're walking behind a cute girl/guy and end up going in exactly the same directions as him/her by coincidence and you feel like a stalker.

Keywords: stalking awkward lucky

stalkward

By: stanz250

That was very stalkward

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bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

When your friends bring out a topic and talk about it and you have something to say about that topic so you wait for them to finish talking and eventually they switch to another topic and you are have nothing to say

Keywords: friends awkward nothing wait

Topic Time-Up

By: ekliptik

"I wanted to say it didn't matter but the topic time-up was faster."

It means the topic is not relevant anymore because it has stopped being discussed.

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colorlace, 10-21-2013:

The sprint home from the bus stop where you're holding in a big dump.

Keywords: run shit poop

The brown mile

By: mturner

"That guy was in a rush! Must be walking the brown mile."

A parody of the Green mile: The anxiety of a journey to impending doom.

loodash

By: Mark Iliff

"Nice talking to you - gotta loodash"

It's a dash for the lavatory, toilet, bathroom, temple of ease, convenience or loo

The brown-eyed squint

By: ScootBenet

"I jumped out of the taxi and brown-eyed squinted straight into KFC for an urgent gravy session."

squinting is clenching but also sounds like sprint, brown eye is a semi polite synonym for the anus.

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Whammerist, 11-12-2014: