boss

"I completely bossed that exam. 45 minutes in, and I'm the first one out. Take that, Introduction to Zombie Studies."

smugcess

smug+success

FUCKOFFOLOGIST

I proclaim my fuckofflogy is supreem over all other fuckoffologist, an exam is only another avenue for my fuckoffery to be displayed.
I finish my exam fuckoffishly today.
I did it and directly fuckoffed afterwards.
The exam was fuckedoff today as well as myself shortly after it was completed.

Topic Time-Up

"I wanted to say it didn't matter but the topic time-up was faster."

It means the topic is not relevant anymore because it has stopped being discussed.

Heyman

"I can't ever remember that dude's name... total heyman to me. "

Avoid using their name by saying "Hey, man..."

John D'oh

After talking for twenty minutes with that John D'Oh, I just gave up and hid in the bathroom.

Heymate

"Heymate, what the fuck did you do with my frenulum!?"

As opposed to the American-English term "Heyman", "Heymate" is more common in the Southern Hemisphere after ripping banjo strings.

Trick-tock

I was reading about drugs when my clock trick-tocked me at 4:20.

Clockpride

For some reason you think it's very awesome. You are clockpride.

Clock Chance

"My brother had clock chance at 12:34"

There is little chance this will happen

monotasking

I ended up monotasking between learning for my test and playing Skyrim

burgerrhea

"I ruined my new shirt because of the terrible burgerrhea I had at lunch"

burger poo

Premature Burjaculation

Damnit, I burjaculated all over my favorite shirt!

Backsquirt

Dang it, why does this burger have to backsquirt!?

Sidewalk Tango

We were both trying to make space for the other, we ended up doing the sidewalk tango.

Concrete Quickstep

"In an attempt to avoid each other, the ex-couple performed the 'Concrete Quickstep' outside the restaurant."

it's an 'avoid' 'dance'

mindfield

where you walk in a invisible gap which removes your last task

Snotlash

"That cold last weak was giving me total snotlash"

snot+backlash