Arachlintphobia

I had a case of arachlintphobia when I walked into my room and thought I saw a giant spider in the corner

Arachnattack

"I saw a peice of dust blowing towards me, I totally freaked out. I had a massive Arachnattack"

Awkwaducking

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snart

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

double-pipe

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

Double-ended

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

urinal wookie

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

Hairy Potty

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

alopeecia

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

sackcracking

o fuck bro..i just sackcracked so bad, take me to the hospital

ballsat

shit! i just ballsatted in the playground!

Dust bowl

Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.

Sigh and dry

"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."

Lamenting you had no milk.

melancowy

Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.

Blueboxing

It can be as disappointing as blueballs

dumbstepped

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

footflop

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

skiptrip

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

Phantom TV

Basically like phantom pains and phantom notifications (where it feels like your phone is vibrating but you don't have it at hand).

sadguarding

Straight-forward - you are guarding them from your sad.
"I didn't want to bring down the conversation so I sadguarded them and told them I'm doing fine."